My System Forces Me to Live off Women

Chapter 494 - 331: Guli Nezha

When it comes to manipulating people’s hearts, Li Peifeng admits defeat to He Yimeng.

It might be a natural talent, or perhaps it’s applying what she’s learned, but this white-haired girl has an astonishingly precise and clear insight into human weaknesses.

Back then, she founded an Emotional Research Society at school, teaching a bunch of students about relationships, about the tricks between men and women. Although Li Peifeng sneered at it, he had to admit that what He Yimeng taught was quite useful and precise; otherwise, she wouldn’t have attracted so many members.

"I remember I was also a part of your club, wasn’t I?"

"Yes, you joined, and then I kept forgetting to expel you, you troublemaker."

"I am indeed a troublemaker; I need to reflect on that, but..."

He Yimeng lazily interrupted, "What exactly are you trying to say?"

Li Peifeng hesitated slightly, "It’s like this, a friend of mine is encountering some relationship problems, and I wonder if I could ask the president to give my friend some guidance?"

Regarding his current romantic predicament with Xu, Huang, Zhao, and Wu, Li Peifeng was also at a loss.

During the day, he actively started conversations with a few of them, using WeChat to check if they had gotten home and similar topics.

Some didn’t reply, and some only responded with a word or two. Even though he wanted to chat more with a few girls, he was constrained by his "amnesia" status, so it wasn’t suitable to be too proactive, thus he just gave up.

Although there was no face-to-face contact, Li Peifeng could feel through their connection that there was a new barrier between him and them, one that had never existed before.

This means that Li Peifeng’s previous plan of assessing the reactions of a few girls and adapting accordingly might now be very difficult to implement. Conventional sweet talk or gifts were no longer effective for reconciliation. Unless he could make a choice and give up something, but that would mean all previous efforts would be in vain.

Mr. Li, trying his best to avoid making a choice, was not about to raise a white flag at this point.

Therefore, he had to use some special means to get through this crisis, but for this, Li Peifeng didn’t have any ideas yet.

Just as He Yimeng appeared before him, Li Peifeng thought of consulting this emotional guru for advice, even if there wasn’t a good solution, at least some bad ideas could broaden his thinking.

But the problem was...

"Is this person really your friend or is it you?"

"My friend!"

"Your friend is not a member of the Emotional Research Society, I’m under no obligation to resolve any emotional crisis for him."

He Yimeng seemed to smirk coldly, with a very determined tone, and considering that this white-haired girl already knew about his relationships with Wu Wenyue, Xu Manning, and Huang Tianxuan, except for Zhao Qingge, he sighed and admitted, "Actually, it’s me; you’re the best, president, please help me..."

He Yimeng interrupted, "I can’t help because you’ve already been expelled from the club."

"When?"

"Now!"

He Yimeng said decisively, then disdainfully added, "Please, be a human being. You bring three girls to meet your parents, then say you’re having relationship issues and run to me to vent, asking me for a solution. Are you out of your mind?"

"Let me guess what problem you’re facing? Probably after your parents saw all three of them, they were shocked, furious, and then asked you to either break ties with all three or choose one to continue a normal relationship with, right?"

"Mengmeng, your insights are amazing."

"You’re quite troubled now, not sure whom to choose, or maybe you don’t want to choose at all, or perhaps you want them all..."

"Mengmeng, you’re prescient!"

"Shut up!"

Li Peifeng thought that since He Yimeng already knew most of his messy affairs, he might as well recount what happened during these days at home, essentially telling the truth apart from leaving out Old Zhao’s part, including his self-directed car accident amnesia drama.

[Why didn’t you just crash and die?]

After listening to him, He Yimeng sneered, "You’re like a headless horseman, with a head purely for show!"

Li Peifeng sighed, "This was indeed a stupid thing to do, but wasn’t I just out of options? You can scold me, but you still need to help me..."

"Can’t help you; if you’ve got skills, use them, if not, just die!"

With that, He Yimeng hung up the phone.

Li Peifeng realized he was overthinking; even if He Yimeng was calm and almost creepy smart, knew how to help him out of his predicament, given their special relationship, she was bound not to say it.

To put it simply, what Li Peifeng did was equivalent to asking a hen how best to cook it, or a thief asking a passerby how to pick their pocket!

The fact that this white-haired ragdoll cat didn’t choose to secretly sabotage him was already a great mercy; I really am at a wit’s end!

Li Peifeng sighed as his phone rang again; it was He Yimeng, feeling unsatisfied with her previous scolding, sending him a WeChat message.

He Yimeng: "You actually shamelessly ask me how to coax them? Do you think I’m not a woman? Do you think I don’t have feelings? Are you taking me for a robot or an AI assistant? From now on, don’t talk to me; get as far away as you can! The fact that I held onto a delusion that I could save you is the most unrealistic fantasy of my life!!"

Clearly, she was jealous. Jealous? Vinegar?

A flash of inspiration seemed to suddenly flicker in Li Peifeng’s mind, as if he’d thought of a solution, but he still couldn’t grasp the key point.